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Believe Demotivational Poster


FAITH -


TAGS: faith believe doubt
Rating: 4.24/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 12:22 am, #238197
Too - frickin' - perfect!
falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:52 pm, #237868
Agreed. Free "Kool-Aid" for everyone!
Sho - July 27, 2012, 7:26 pm, #237734
xD
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 4:11 pm, #237721
Hmmm, microwave…Fusion Activated Intensifies Thermal Heat…yup…..I believe
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 4:10 pm, #237720
Ah yes, faith. I know that one, and so does anyone that lives on the north Oregon coast…..I believe there really is a sun, and it dwells above the clouds, although I’ve never actually seen it…..I’ve taught my sons to also believe.
mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:36 pm, #237710
well played...
CloudchaserS - July 26, 2012, 11:17 pm, #237672
I believe there is a God and I think it's a horribly bad idea for one to just take some holy man's word for it without questioning what they say. Preachers intolerant of questions is a warning sign of a cult.
Sho - July 26, 2012, 11:08 pm, #237671
Ok. Will be my first post there lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2012, 11:04 pm, #237670
Yes, please do.5
spacedog - July 26, 2012, 10:36 pm, #237665
Haha! 5weet. I believe... you should put this on religifake.


THE HOLY BIBLE - "No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means." George Bernard Shaw


TAGS: christian bible life shaw believe
Rating: 4.09/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:03 pm, #226606
It's a whole step worse than that, Cloud. There's at least 30 different versions of the bible in circulation right now, never mind versions are no longer around. In what context do you take the rewrite of a rewrite of a rewrite....
CloudchaserS - November 24, 2011, 12:51 am, #226112
Only 2.8L? Really? Truer words were never spoken! I believe there is a God and it really annoys me when people take his words out of context and use them to justify their own wishful thinking!


AMISH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS -


TAGS: we don t believe in der power
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - December 16, 2009, 12:19 am, #146123
That is absolutely cheating!
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:14 am, #146120
I still think they cheated...
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:13 am, #146118
hand framed. I said no, the generator use, isn't that cheating. They told me that since they owned the generator it was OK to use it.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:10 am, #146117
I once hired an Amish carpentry crew to frame a house for me. They had a non-Amish driver bring them in a van to the site, and upon arrival the unloaded a generator from the van. I asked them if the generator was cheating...they said no, it will still...
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:36 am, #145922
that's funny **** there! 5 rumspaga's


I'M NOT UPSET THAT YOU LIED TO ME - I'm Upset Because I Will Never Believe You Again ...


TAGS: lies upset believe
Rating: 4.55/5

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mariand - January 22, 2012, 5:14 am, #227921
don't worry Rick, isn't my picture and your poster isn't a imitation.
CloudchaserS - January 21, 2012, 11:02 pm, #227912
Reminds me of 141798
rerun - January 21, 2012, 7:48 pm, #227907

not to worry, some pics here have been used several times.
Rick69 - January 21, 2012, 7:36 pm, #227906
Ah... Oops! Didn't know pic was already tagged with a good caption... Well, "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" :)
mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:55 pm, #227902
nice... a bit complicated version here 140388


GOD -


TAGS: believes in science
Rating: 4.69/5

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GaryO - February 27, 2012, 7:07 pm, #230234
‘Smite’ hooowa, that’5 Gotta be Larson
falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:42 pm, #230228
Jelly Age! Break out the Holy Toast!
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 5:05 pm, #230227

Thank you very much!~ (she said in her helium voice)
Reality Lord - February 27, 2012, 5:02 pm, #230226

nice stuff. 5's across the board
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:26 pm, #230215

Thank you very much! I'm glad you enjoy them~~
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:53 am, #230212
(carebear BANNED)
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:53 am, #230211
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:28 am, #230199

Made me LOL, too! Thanks!~
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:28 am, #230198

Thanks!
gas - February 27, 2012, 12:27 am, #230197
helium voice effect - do not use xD. ni5e one
CloudchaserS - February 27, 2012, 12:14 am, #230196
I like this! I believe there is a God, but I'm also not blind to scientific fact. I even think that in many ways, science is studying how God created everything


Hey, hey we're the monkees -


TAGS: i m a believer parody
Rating: 4.56/5

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GaryO - January 10, 2015, 9:53 pm, #259380
Heh, thing is, good ideas, great ideas are usually short lived in regard to participation. However, there’s no limit to posters....
ughomer - January 10, 2015, 4:53 pm, #259378
This theme maybe should be a forum, GaryO. There are millions of misheard lyrics out there.
GaryO - January 10, 2015, 1:18 pm, #259377
hee hee....and now I’m a believer....in earworms
Oldsod - January 10, 2015, 11:28 am, #259376
Oh...THAT'S how it goes...I always thought the line was "Then I saw her face/a golden retriever..."


Portal Unlock -




THE FRENCH ARMY? - That's a thing now?


TAGS: french army imaginary unbelieveable
Rating: 4.07/5

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rodangol - January 14, 2012, 7:01 pm, #227604
Wears cravats, and shoots knives without using their hands!


Simple Beliefs -


TAGS: back when reality tv was genuinely fake and people simply believed
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 3:12 am, #251003
Goodness, thanks silvie. Now what do I do? I thought I had a few good years left...teehee.
Silverheart - November 14, 2013, 2:03 am, #251001
Perfect. THIS is the caliber of poster that all Motifakers strive to make. 5L,/ Faved & Facebook'd!


PROOF POSITIVE -




BACON DESSERT -


TAGS: i can t believe it s bacon
Rating: 4.73/5

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Cloudchaser - May 2, 2011, 12:29 am, #217848
I've tried it. It's OK, but not outstanding. Anyone can make it in their own kitchen. All there is to it is maple syrup, bacon and vanilla ice cream


WHY IS IT -


TAGS: why believe someone stars paint
Rating: 4.89/5

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Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:19 am, #229473
That's if you believe the internet...
gas - February 12, 2012, 5:56 pm, #229438
don't forget to quote the author, it's from O. Wilde (or at least that's what the internet says xD)
Rick69 - February 12, 2012, 4:20 pm, #229418
Hm. . . that's a good one. . . (*le me hurrying off with my new inspiration*) ;D
gas - February 12, 2012, 10:42 am, #229405
"we can believe the impossible, but not the improbable" xDD


I WANT TO BELIEVE TOO - BUT THIS DARN THING CALLED LOGIC KEEPS GETTING IN THE WAY.


TAGS: u f o saucer believe logic aliens
Rating: 4.17/5

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pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 6:21 am, #235167
See? I can't even type 'universe' correctly. Hardly the actions of a child of God.
pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 6:20 am, #235166
If we were all created by the most powerful being in the univerese, then why don't I have superpowers? I feel that I should have superpowers...
CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012, 12:26 am, #235152
Same goes for Young Earth Creationism


RELIGION - The other taboo


TAGS: religion believe secret questions doubt
Rating: 4.38/5

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Sho - November 30, 2011, 7:01 pm, #226291
I was raised as one. My family is very religious
tellitlikeitis - November 29, 2011, 10:19 pm, #226266
I'm R. Catholic... so shame on me; however, this is really good!


TIMMY - A great believer in Fictional Characters


TAGS: timmy a great believer in fictional characters
Rating: 4.32/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:33 pm, #239076
Hey, trying to keep multiple women who want to sleep with you from colliding is no picnic either! Count your blessings.
pieman - April 10, 2010, 3:47 am, #170556
Yea! Don't steal my helmet.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:15 am, #170546
Aces!


FAITH -




WISHES - Do come true to those who believe.




FREEDOM -




TOC... WHERE IS SHE - I can't believe it, I am her Biggest fan!


TAGS: i can t believe it i am her biggest fan
Rating: 4.31/5

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thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 8:14 pm, #175697
5L + favorited :D


AIRCRAFT RULE NO. 7 - This is God Speaking. Listen well.




TURN RIGHT -




LOOK HERE SON... - We don't know what ol' Captain 8-Pack over yonder told you, and we don't know too much about the Google Maps or whatever you call it, but um, *chuckles* THIS is Sparta.


TAGS: in the heat of the night i can t believe i haven t seen anybody else do this yet
Rating: 3.81/5

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spacedog - December 5, 2009, 8:40 pm, #142967
Amsome!
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 10:09 am, #142847
I know, right? And I looked hard too b/c I sure as hell don't wanna get accused for stealing a good idea. Oh well... I'm unofficially calling this mine until further notice.
sickartist - December 5, 2009, 9:35 am, #142845
I can't believe no one came up with it yet either. 5L!


IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE... - Yeah right. And Hannibal Lecter just enjoyed a gourmet meal


TAGS: i don t believe in coincidenses
Rating: 3.75/5

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ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 10:58 am, #171438
You can be a little disturbing occasionally Face. Ok, you're disturbing all the time. ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:38 am, #171430
Google ads, the ultimate internet jokester. @ Ice - C'mon man have you ever used a Lecter recipe? Brains medium rare after a bit of searing with some bacon is to die for.


FAKE IT WHEN YOU CAN'T -




LOVE IS OUR TRUE DESTINY - We Do Not Find The Meaning Of Life Alone, We Only Find It With Another ... ... Sometimes With One Who Failed




THE RELIGION OF SCIENCE -


TAGS: gotta believe in something i guess
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Bah - September 9, 2009, 12:06 am, #116123
Three cheers for experimental confirmation! Death to purely observational conclusions!
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 11:51 am, #86627
It's all good. I think there are parallels that are unexamined (that I'm aware of, anyway). I also think this point of view is pretty much bound to piss off just about everyone. I'm not saying it's "right" or "wrong" - it just is what it is.
BoneCD - June 13, 2009, 11:32 am, #86620
Sometimes Haar...well lets just leave it at that. Hey, but then again where would we be without it (science that is). Sometimes I rant, usually about once every 6 months, to hear myself.
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 10:41 am, #86599
Eh, fuggedaboudit. For what it's worth, Bone, I'm not big on Organized Religion, either. Or Science. I am a big fan of the sub-sect of Science - Technology, though.
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 10:36 am, #86598
Higgs boson and the Standard Model of sub-atomic physics, or the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit? Guess we'll see what the Large Hadron Collider at CERN has to say on the matter. I would expect that with the amount expended on the project, the
BoneCD - June 13, 2009, 10:20 am, #86595
Does this destroy my belief that there is a God...No! But then I have no use for organized religion either, or it's abuser that can create or define an enemy out of another's belief. I'm done, nuff said, bye.
BoneCD - June 13, 2009, 10:14 am, #86594
lead us to rules and theory. We then try to use these to make life easier (let nature to the work) for us...or is some sad but necessary cases, defend ourselves from our enemies (and I use that term loosely).
BoneCD - June 13, 2009, 10:09 am, #86592
There is no mysticism. We prove things can happen mathematically first, then we engineer and build around that calculation. It's really kinda simple in that respect. Math, physics and a desire to explain how nature (insert God if you wish) works...
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 9:21 am, #86589
We could start with Oppenheimer, Nagasaki and Hiroshima and move on to Western medical practices. Beyond my limited scope, though. I only maintain that there's a certain degree of mysticism in all those camps of thought.
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 9:16 am, #86588
Fritjof Capra's "Tao of Physics" turns 34 this year. I'm not too keen at burning at the stake for the sake of either science or religion, mind you. If you accept the argument as valid, though, then how many people could you say science has sacrificed?
Sean - June 12, 2009, 9:28 pm, #86390
But they won't burn you at the stake for declaring your dissent, nor ... (I deleted the rest as I started to get way too preachy and made no effort to end on funny)


ATHEISM - Belief takes effort, evidence and trust. Denial takes nothing.


TAGS: october atheism madalyn murray o hair is a believer now
Rating: 2.14/5

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Jmac0585 - October 29, 2009, 10:19 am, #131757
What is up is, a monthly "challenge" discussed on the forum. I'll give you two guesses as what the current topic is, though I doubt you'll need the second guess.
Eathanskies - October 29, 2009, 8:41 am, #131752
what the f*** is up with all the atheist/christian posters? this is stupid. and yeah, religion is the complete opposite of what your poster says.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:46 pm, #131244
Atheism is a hard-earned belief, with faith in hard evidence rather than superstition. Conformism takes nothing.


confidence -


TAGS: believe
Rating: 5/5

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Tomorrow's Children -




ANGER MANAGEMENT -


TAGS: salt battery i cant believe my own brother called the cops
Rating: 4.64/5

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BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 3:07 pm, #184506
Excellent...I'll have to remember that next time. 5 Poodles
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:52 am, #184426
Wise words from Cubby..... "bear"
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 12:49 am, #184425
Boyfriends tend to overreact 5/5
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 12:39 am, #184422
I was young, and got caught with my hand in the cookie jar. Cookie didn't mind, but her boyfriend did
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:36 am, #184420
You got off light! 5L!


MMMMM... FIRE BAKED PIZZA! - Italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of Naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery


TAGS: italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery
Rating: 4.43/5

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LichKingOzma - April 2, 2014, 9:04 am, #254013
DONT CARE GIZZA PIZZA!
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 1:32 am, #176636
Yummy. Corpse pizza flavoring.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 11:08 pm, #176617
What they don't tell you is that every coffin had a living stool pigeon sealed inside. So, eat up! Every margarita you eat saves a guido from messing up his Forzieri's while digging a shallow grave.


A SON'S FATE -


TAGS: ya might not believe in predestination but
Rating: 4.13/5

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Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 9:58 am, #160851
oops...
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 9:58 am, #160850
But Moooom! It's what I was born to do. I didn't choose this lifest...oh, nevermind 5L
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 9:57 am, #160849
But Moooom! It's what I was born to do. I didn't choose this lifest...oh, nevermind 5L
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 9:57 am, #160848
But Moooom! It's what I was born to do. I didn't choose this lifest...oh, nevermind


I CAN'T MOTIFAKE TODAY - I am straight up Certifiably,RETARDED! I'll see you all tomorrow.


TAGS: you would not believe how stupid i am today
Rating: 3.95/5

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agdaniele - February 12, 2011, 2:10 am, #212267
Still worth a good laugh every time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:35 am, #178083
I think Aggy and GS are ahead of you in the transgendered "change my Nic" race. Wait your turn.
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:32 am, #178081
Fine, fine, I'll see if Mr M will change my name to thatoneguy. :x
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:31 am, #178080
You know what they say about girls with big feet.......(tr***) See y'all after my ban folks!!!!!
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:29 am, #178079
Yep. Nobody judges me there... Only here, on the poster side, do I get judged by the size of my feet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:27 am, #178078
clown feet?......That's why you spend so much time in the forum...
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:24 am, #178077
Now you've gone and hurt my feelings. :( Calling me Sasquatch isn't nice... you know I'm sensitive about my clownish feet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:22 am, #178076
You're not my mom....you're some kinda purple Sasquatch with elven butlers......My teeth itch..
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:19 am, #178075
Quit sniffin the rubber cement, Moo...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:15 am, #178074
Nom Nom Nom....more cookies!!.....I'LL CUT YOU!!!!!!
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:13 am, #178073
There ya go. Here's a gold star, and a cookie!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:11 am, #178072
Epppaannntt!!!!!
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:10 am, #178071
You forgot eggplant. Sorry. :(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:09 am, #178070
1 potato 2 potato 3 potato drooooooooooolllllllllllll
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:07 am, #178069
I'll let it slide if you can count to potato for me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:04 am, #178068
This applies even more today......wheres my rope and wobbly chair?
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 11:28 am, #171863
I like this far too much.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2010, 9:57 am, #171851
Sorta..... thanks.
GreyScorpion - April 17, 2010, 9:55 am, #171849
feeling better today Mooo+? 5l
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 8:04 pm, #171718
Why should today be any different, moooooo?
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 11:54 am, #171656
Nice. Sounds like you need some booze and a good 8 hour disco nap!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 11:23 am, #171655
I can't even explain it....i forgot how to drive....I went to work and tried to do the wrong job...then I came home and couldn't even Motifake......bad day all around.
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 11:08 am, #171654
Smoked yourself retarded Moooooooooooooooooo?
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 10:41 am, #171652
Can't argue with the truth. 5L on normal days but we'll have to hold you back one grade for a 4L


ROVER - I can't believe they turned him into a cookie!


TAGS: i can t believe it s not b***er or better
Rating: 3.67/5

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GreyScorpion - May 18, 2010, 2:48 pm, #176521
it's not a cookie, it's a dog bisquit!!


THE PLASTIC LADY - When Cher dies we won't need to embalm her or anything. We will be able to prop her corpse up in a wax museum and use her as is.




REINCARNATION - Do you believe in reincarnation?




BELIEVE -


TAGS: ray believe hurt pain accident spine broken bone
Rating: 2.37/5

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LogicDude - September 25, 2008, 4:07 pm, #23260
Heehee...Cynthia has TWO rods!
David - June 21, 2008, 9:20 am, #6529
That was a bon** fight right there cynthia, ftw
Cynthia - May 6, 2008, 12:04 am, #2926
I'm sure it did... but I've got about twice that many and two rods that run the length of my spine on either side... imagine what those x-rays look like.


APOCALYPSE - The end is nigh! You unbelieving, infidels, heathens and pagans. Despair the wrath of God is upon us.




I CAN'T BELIEVE - they actually named it that


TAGS: can t believe it s not b***er its
Rating: 1.45/5
Scorpio7 - January 31, 2009, 7:44 am, #56140
It SNOT b***ER! Made from real SNOT!


Predictions -


TAGS: monkeyman will make you believe
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 19, 2015, 3:51 pm, #259987
5 fresh L's for the newbie!
GaryO - February 18, 2015, 6:59 am, #259959
Good theme, yuk. Solid posters. Welcome aboard crazy
Oldsod - February 18, 2015, 6:34 am, #259957
Can't really even enjoy the cookie...unless she's on a break...


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